It’s never a bad time to spread some booty lovin’ and get PAID real cheddar bobs (that’s cash money) for doing it. When you recruit for the Clean Booty Crew, we give back to YOU and feed your Amazon Prime addiction. All you have to do is help your friend have a clean butt and get paid $10 every time you do it? YES. That’s exactly what we said. Think of all the cool things you can buy with this Amazon gift card. Literally anything! If today is too hot for you to use your imagination (it’s like 200 degrees in NYC), here are ten items under $10, $20, and $30 that we found:
1. Wine aerator
For the sophisticated wine connoisseurs who sip from the glass… or straight from the bottle.
You’ll fit right in at that coffee shop in deep Brooklyn with this notebook.
How can you resist this a-peel-ing tote?! (Get it? Banana tote? Peel? Forget it.) Perfect for anyone with a green thumb who wants to avoid those harmful plastic bags while also looking super cute.
Keep yourself feeling new age-y fresh this summer with Mario Badescu’s facial spray.
Walk around confidently knowing that your shit, in fact, don’t stink.
‘Cuz who doesn’t want another cute dinosaur thing-y?
We sure have an eye for cute things.
20,000 Leagues Under the Tea!
On the topic of Plant Parenthood, these plant hangers will make you a better plant mom for your flower child. #badmomjoke
10. Woodland pencils
Lions and tigers and graphite, oh my! Aunt Em, send me home pls.
It’s never been easier to be an amateur photographer nowadays. I mean, who isn’t with all of those insta filters...Clip this wide angle, macro HD lens onto the smartphone of your choice and snap away!
The Corkcicle’s Chillsner beer chiller gives new meaning to Cold Brew.
We’ve got a floater, folks! This Tootsie Roll noodle is a definite (poo)lside essential. #puns4days
Our hearts melted when we saw this Lochness Monster inspired colander spoon, I mean, seriously?! YES! Yes pls.
6. Oven Mitt
Fuck this shit.
Pressed for time in the morning? #moremomjokes
For the Brooklynite Peruvian Portlander in all of us.
We want one. That’s why it’s on here.
It’s just like eating actual fruit… right?
12. Toilet mug
Perfect for all the potty mouths in your life.
Save money (and the environment) with this reusable KeepCup! It’s BPA free, microwave safe, recyclable, and super durable, making it the perfect to-go cup for coffee, tea, or any other beverage of your choice.
Keep losing your rings and necklaces? Hang them all in one place with this jewelry organizer.
Do(o) away with the usual extension cord, and get this nifty power cube instead. It comes with a pairing feature that allows you to turn it on using a remote. It’s also super portable, compact, and can easily mount on or under your desk.
As you know, here at TUSHY, we love all things upcycled and recycled. Grab these cute and crafty handmade platters crafted from melted wine bottles to serve cheese and crackers, hummus and chips, or any delish snack at your next party.
These adorable lil’ planters provide the perfect home for your succulents.
Heisenberg in the streets, Walter White in the... kitchen.
Hey, this water is flat! Finally, a super sleek and reusable water bottle that doesn’t bulk up your bag!
The first face you see when you open your eyes should be the one you love.
With this monitor stand — that also doubles as a lap desk — you can stay organized in style.
Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? Who cares? Look at all the places you’ve been.