It’s Pride and, as always, TUSHY is absolutely living for the bottoms. But(t) this year, we’re also especially obsessed with bars. Bottom-friendly bars, to be poo-cise. 

We’re not just looking for your neighborhood gay bar. This is not a nationwide hunt for a watered down watering hole for verses. We want a bar that absolutely serves bottoms, babe. And we want to give them $cold hard cash$.

TUSHY is absolutely prowling for this hot spot! We are hunting, hunty. We’re searching for a dive where Frankie Grande could get caught hooking up with a Frankie Grande impersonator. We want a pub where Red Bull vodka gets a side shot of Metamucil. We want the queerest of the queer, bottomest of the bottom bar. 

Like, yes, tops are welcome, too. In our view, a bottom-friendly bar is simply any place where we as queer people can come together, celebrate our community, and drink vodka sodas along to a Beyonce megamix.

Do you know a place?

Here’s what TUSHY’s thinking: 

Over the past year, we’ve seen dozens of queer venues across the country close or resort to crowdfunding to keep the lights on and TUSHY wants to help out. Which, like… we don’t stan. 

The modern gay rights movement was birthed at a gay bar. Stonewall much? These places hold history and memories that connect us to the generations that came before us. We’ve gotta keep the torch and fire shots alive!

This Pride, TUSHY is putting our money and our bidets where our gaping mouth is. We want to support local places where the queer community can come together for ya know, bathroom hookups... or just a kiki over martinis. Or both!

So here’s what we’re doo-ing: Anyone (bar owners, community members, performers) can enter their local gay-ass, bottom-friendly bar for our bottom-friendly contest. Just post a short video of what makes their spot the most bottom-friendly bar in these United States. And use the hashtag #TUSHYPRIDE.

From there, we’ll select our winner and crown ‘em! And to the victor go the spoils: a $5k cash prize, a TUSHY-sponsored party, a cute-ass plaque and TUSHYs for the whole bathroom. 

AND there’s more! Any contestant can take home some cash. Each entrant receives an affiliate code, and a portion of any sale made with that code will go to the bar. 

So that’s the big idea! Do you have any queer-ass bars that we’ve absolutely got to consider? Post a short vid using #TUSHYPRIDE by 11:59PM PST on June 30th. Or vote for your fave here! Obligatory terms and condishes here.