Give yourself a
pat on the backside.

Pat dry with the softest, most sustainable products to ever grace your hiney.

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TUSHY Squares

Made for max drying
power and minimal waste.

Give yourself a
pat on the backside.

Pat dry with the softest, most sustainable products to ever grace your hiney.

Premium Bamboo Toilet Paper

The only TP roll that leaves you dry, comfy and guilt-free.

I love how easy it is to order a product that looks so luxurious(beautiful paper wrapping!), is good for the environment, and saves me the trouble of running out to the store to find half-empty shelves.

— carolyn f. Real Pooping Human

I love how easy it is to order a product that looks so luxurious(beautiful paper wrapping!), is good for the environment, and saves me the trouble of running out to the store to find half-empty shelves.

— carolyn f. Real Pooping Human

TUSHY Squares

Durable for your bum. Flushable for your toilet. Sustainable for the planet.

Super soft, they don’t rip like normal toilet paper and my family is using less than with regular toilet paper.

— kerry M. Real Pooping Human

Super soft, they don’t rip like normal toilet paper and my family is using less than with regular toilet paper.

— kerry M. Real Pooping Human

Frequently asked questions

After spraying your butt clean with TUSHY, you can pat dry with our Bamboo Bum Towels. All it takes is a pat dry - remember, you’re washing, not wiping. So think of it like a mini shower for your butt and drying off your bum after that mini-shower.

Yes! Not only are trees spared from being used to wipe our cracks, but bamboo toilet paper manufacturing releases 30% fewer greenhouse gas emissions than its hardwood counterpart.

Yes! Bamboo is naturally antibacterial. Bamboo fibers are not only antibacterial, but they’re also antifungal and odor resistant.

A single box of TUSHY Squares can last you a-hole month. ($24 value)

Reduce that carbon butt-print even more! Eliminate waste and your need for toilet paper. Bamboo bidet towels are a great alternative to toilet paper as a dryer. They’re also a lot softer and less abrasive than toilet paper. It feels like a Panda giving you a nice pat on the booty.