I Do(o)... Me too

Skye Nguyen | 11 Jul, 2017

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes butt stuff ... and what better way...

It’s now the end of June and wedding bells are ringing with a resounding reminder that 1. All your friends are engaged. And 2. You still haven't bought a wedding gift for next Saturday!

It’s boring to follow the registry and sometimes impractical. You know the groom well enough to know that he’s never going to need a leaf blower. He lives in an apartment complex downtown. We also know that everybody’s getting the newlyweds the same gifts: Mr. & Mrs. photo frames, towels, KitchenAid electric mixers, a baby stroller (from that presumptuous weird aunt), more towels, Rachel Ray's cookware set, all the towels. And THEN there’s the ten or so people getting them a Keurig. Everybody knows this, even the bride and groom know this, and they are tired of it. Don’t force them to regift your boring, impersonal, and unimaginative gift to the next poor couple. Get them something new - something they didn’t even realize they wanted or needed. Get them the gift of TUSHY bidet. *angels singing* The bootiful start to a bootiful love story.

Uplevel your hole bathroom experience.


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