Memorial Day weekend kicks-off vacation season. Whatever your beach body looks like (mine looks like this, and I’m into it) , it’s time to flaunt it. But if beaches aren’t your cup o’ tea, there are plenty of other things to get into this summer and TUSHY has some pret-ty crappy recommendations. This is a blog from a bidet company after-all. We’ve compiled all of the best poop and bathroom related attractions across the globe because… you know you gotta go.

1. Sulabh Toilet Museum in New Delhi, India

Have you ever wondered where neanderthals pooped? Well, this museum will tell you.    The Museum has a rare collection of facts, pictures, and objects detailing the historic evolution of toilets from 2500 BC to date. Now, how to get TUSHY in that museum?

2. Poop Cafe Dessert Bar in Toronto, Canada

At this cafe located at 706 Bloor Street West in Toronto, hungry customers can enjoy an array of Thai, Japanese, and Korean desserts served up in a toilet, urinal, bathtub or old squat toilets while sitting on the loo - chairs made from old toilets.

3. Poo-Poo Land in Seoul, South Korea

A theme-park dedicated to all things defecation? Be still my beating fart. Poo-Poo Land in Seoul is a sphincter wonderland filled with poop swirls and toilet bowls at every corner. It’s definitely something to write home about.

4. Modern Toilet in Taipei, Taiwan

Wouldn’t it save a lot of time to eat while you were just sitting on the toilet? It goes in… and then just comes out, right there. Well, now you can… sort of. Modern Toilet is a potty-themed restaurant in Taipei with toilets for chairs, toilets for bowls and toilets for… well, almost everything.

5. The Poop-Up Shop in New York, N.Y.

If you’re taking a jaunty stroll through the Lower East Side, and you want to see something awesome that you’ve (definitely) never seen before.. Or you just need to use the bathroom, stop by The Poop-Up Shop! TUSHY and Poo~Pourri are opening this spectacle of massive poo-portions. From May 30-June 3rd,  stop by to take a seat in one of the most lit bathroom experience you’ve ever encountered. Open at 11am Daily! (208 Bowery, New York, NY 10012)

If you’re a real badass (and filthy rich), you’ll do these all in one summer. If not, just get a TUSHY to turn your bathroom into a pretty amazing vacation spot.