What to Do With That Sweet Sweet Tax Return

Corin Wells | 10 Apr, 2018

“Oh, he got money?!”

What to Do With That Sweet Sweet Tax Return

10 Apr, 2018

Your bank account is looking a little hefty thanks to your tax return. You’re feeling like the world is your oyster and your about to shuck the shit out of it. When they spoke of the come-up, they were referring to you and the otherworldly transformation you’ve undergone since the IRS slid that check in your TD Bank Account. Queue Cardi B’s “Drip” because it’s time to spend some money on yourself.

TUSHY-fy Your Bathroom

You knew that was coming. Honestly though, what better way to floss in these streets than to upgrade your bathroom with a TUSHY bidet. It’s an investment that pays for itself. You’ll use 80% less toilet paper and in return, save a lot of money. This lifestyle upgrade is a no-brainer. Live your best life.

Plan a Vacation

When is the last time you went somewhere? The winter months have had you all cooped up inside. Time to emerge from the dusty confines of your Chinese takeout box littered apartment and go on an adventure! Need some destination inspo? Here are the best places to travel in 2018.

Fine Dine

Everyone deserves to experience a boujie 30-course dinner where the servings are a single bite. Or one where the sommelier judges you for ordering a dessert wine with your meal. Or one where you swear that’s the guy from Criminal Minds sitting at the other table… No, not Shamar Moore. The other one… You know what? I’m thinking of Boris Kodjoe, nevermind… Anyway. You deserve THAT meal. If you’re in New York, I highly recommend Per Se. All of this happened to me there, but the staff truly treats you like to royalty you are. They even offer you a pashmina if you’re feeling a bit chilly.

Plan your Summer Wardrobe

With summer coming (maybe?) you have the perfect excuse to splurge on a new wardrobe. Summer fashion is the best fashion season of them all. Brighten up the wardrobe with bright colors and bold patterns. Tan France will approve.

Whatever you splurge on, do it guilt free because you earned it.

Uplevel your hole bathroom experience.

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