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Why You Should Think Twice Before Buying a Tushy Bidet

If you’ve been searching for an affordable bidet attachment, you may be aware of a little brand called TUSHY Bidet. You’ve probably come across their “I’m an Asshole” video or another form of their “in yo face” engaging, funny, thoughtful marketing targeting “everyone who poops”. Tushy bidet has generated a lot of awareness for bidet toilet attachments but is TUSHY bidet all they are cracked up to be? Let’s take a deep toilet dive and find out.

What is the Tushy Bidet?

TUSHY bidet is a modern bidet attachment that attaches to any standard toilet. It comes in two different models. The TUSHY bidet Classic and the TUSHY bidet Spa. Both boast a sleek and modern look that fits the aesthetic of any bathroom. They also come in a wide range of colors. The TUSHY Classic provides a single temperature option, while the Spa allows for a warm water connection hook-up.

Multiple options?! Who wants that?

Oh, well I guess everyone actually loves options so, TUSHY is great for that.  But don’t be so quick to fall in love with TUSHY bidet. Here’s why:


TUSHY Bidet Cleans Way Better Than Toilet Paper

It’s like they’re trying to replace toilet paper as a means of cleaning or something. Toilet paper has been around for hundreds of years and they expect the US to catch up with the rest of the world? Good luck. I mean, sure it makes more sense to clean yourself with water because toilet paper is flimsy and unreliable but seriously. How dare they be more effective than toilet paper.

 

TUSHY Bidet is SO EASY To Install

10 minutes to install?! Try 7 minutes. I did it in 7 minutes so quite frankly, that’s false advertising. That’s 3 extra minutes of my time that I had nothing to do. It was TOO easy.

TUSHY is a Conscious Brand

Big whoop! So it reduces your toilet paper consumption by 80% and as a result, is fighting against the pulp industry which destroys 270,000 trees per day and wastes 37 gallons of water per toilet paper roll. BIG. FREAKIN. WHOOP!

And don’t get me started on that Give Back Program with Samagra. Apparently, with ever TUSHY you buy, a family receives access to clean bathroom facilities. Shame on TUSHY.


TUSHY Bidet is for Literally Everyone

TUSHY’s mission is to make bidets accessible and affordable for everyone. They think everyone should be able to benefit from the use of bidets, which is absurd. Bidets are supposed to be $100000000 dollars! TUSHY bidet is only $69! Where are the rest of the zeros?!

Bottom line, think twice before buying a TUSHY bidet ...and then buy one because it will be the best decision you’ve ever made. We want our customers to be making informed decisions when buying our product. The more you know about TUSHY as a brand, the more proud and excited you’ll be about your purchase. TUSHY is changing culture one butt at a time.  

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