A Letter to Santa From Team TUSHY

Dear Santa,

Team TUSHY here. We hope this letter finds you well and ready for your big journey across the globe. I’m sure you have a lot going on up there at the moment, but we just wanted to give you an update of how nice...and naughty we’ve been this year in hopes that you’ll make all of our Christmas wishes come true.

This year, TUSHY along with the help of every single one of our loyal clean customers has limited the negative impact of the toilet paper industry by a WHOLE lot. I’m sure you’re already aware because St. Nick knows all and sees all but let me break it down for you.

• The average person uses 100 rolls of toilet paper in a year. 384 trees are cut to provide toilet paper for one American’s lifetime.
• 83 million rolls of toilet paper are produced per day consuming 27,000 trees daily. That’s roughly ten million trees per year. It takes 37 gallons of water to produce a single roll of toilet paper.

When our customers switched to TUSHY this year, that cut their toilet paper use down by 80% which means:

• They will average 20 rolls of toilet paper per year.
• With that trajectory, our customers will have eventually saved 307 trees in their lifetime..
• And each of them has saved over 1,450 gallons of water per year.

If that doesn’t automatically get our customers on your nice list, I don’t know what will but that’s not all the good work they’ve done. They’re practically saints. Through our partnership with Samagra, our customers were able to provide clean latrine access to so many families in rural India. We are so proud of our customers and the impact that they’ve had on the environment, society, and spreading the good p(o)os about TUSHY.

So this year, if it’s not too much to ask, all we want for Christmas is for everyone across the globe to have a clean butt, (preferably using TUSHY.) Every single booty in the world deserves to be healthy and spotless… including yours, Santa. So while you’re delivering TUSHYs on Christmas morning, don’t forget to put one under your own tree. It will keep you booty jolly and happy for years to come.

Merry Christmas and a Happy Clean Butt,

Team TUSHY

P.S. I recommend you get a TUSHY Spa for the warm water option. I hear it gets cold up there in the North Pole.