5 Signs You Need A TUSHY

13 Mar, 2019

We get it. You’re skeptical about pulling the trigger on committing to a TUSHY bidet. I mean, who are WE to challenge your precious centuries-old bathroom habits? But hear us out and see if you identify with these 5 Signs You Definitely Need a TUSHY.

1. You Wipe Yourself Raw With Toilet Paper

How many times do you go back and wipe to make sure you got everything after dropping a load? 3? 5? 10 times?! Your sore booty needs a break from dry paper. You NEED a TUSHY. It cleans thoroughly and gently.

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2. You Have Good Underwear ...and Bad Underwear.

You’ve got your good undies… and then you got your bad undies, which are good undies gone terribly wrong due to some major mud butt. Your undies are too fly to have sweaty poop stains and sweaty poop smells. You NEED a TUSHY. Your butt will be clean every time you pull up them drawls.

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3. You’re one of those people who insist on taking a full shower after you poop.

While we understand the sentiment… ain’t nobody got time for that. A full body shower is completely unnecessary, time-consuming and a waste of water... especially if you poop more than once a day. You NEED a TUSHY. It’s like a shower just for your butt.

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4. You Use Wet Wipes… Come On, dude.

Wet wipes are a HUGE no, no. Not only are they not biodegradable but they also strip away natural oils from your b-hole. Plus wet wipes clogs your toilets. Ever heard of fatbergs? They're real. 

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5. You’re A Human Being With A Butthole and You Poop

If you have a butthole and poop comes out of it… guess what? You NEED a TUSHY. TUSHY is for literally anyone who poops.

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