A Very TUSHY Father’s Day Gift Guide

Corin Wells | 05 Jun, 2019

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A Very TUSHY Father’s Day Gift Guide

05 Jun, 2019

Father’s Day Gift Guide

Dad’s are historically hard to shop for. Trust me. I know. I took my dad clothes shopping once and it felt like he was a self-conscious tween and I was his mother trying to tell him everything looked amazing on him to no avail. A word to the wise: If your dad ever asks you to “Tan France” him, it will sound fun at first… don’t do it. But you have to get him something, right? He’s the angel who helped you pin those insects corpses for that psychotic bug science project in the 10th grade. He’s the hero taught you how to properly and respectfully haggle with and curse out your mechanic. He’s the saint who brags about your off-off-off broadway one person show to his dentist. He’s an amazing dad who deserves an amazing gift for Father’s Day. So what do you get for a dad who’s given you the world? Here’s our TUSHY Father’s Day Gift Guide filled with the best gifts for the father figures in your life.

1. The Pop’s Poop Bundle From TUSHY

One of the first things we learn as a kid is that everybody poops and Dad poops more than everybody. That may still hold true today, even though you’re probably giving him a run for his money. Give dad the gift of a clean booty wherever he goes with the Pop’s Poop Bundle from TUSHY equipped with a TUSHY Classic Bidet, a TUSHY Travel, a 5 pack of Bamboo Bum Towels and an “Ask Me About My Butthole” t-shirt. He will LOVE it.

 

2. Beard Bib

It sounds and looks insane but it's actually quite useful. Beard Bib™ by BEARD KING is the only men's grooming tool that reduces manual cleanup and allows for easy disposal.

 

3. Emperor of Gadgets Toilet Sanitizer
Yes, it’s a toilet-bowl sterilizer that uses UV light to kill germs. Stick this baby on the underside of the toilet lid, close said lid, and let it get to work.

4. Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence

Because your dad may know a lot of things, but I'm willing to bet that he does not yet have an extensive knowledge of which animals pass gas and which do not. That's about to change, my friend.

5. Prank Pack "Bathe & Brew" -  Prank Gift Box

A convincing prank box for an absurd nonexistent product that you can wrap your actual gift inside. No matter how basic your real gift is (a tie! again!), wrapping it in this will make it unforgettable.

If we're being honest though, whatever you get your dad, he's going to love it because he loves you. 

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