Happy Bidet

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YAY! IT'S YOUR BIDET! Happy Bidet makes every day your special day by thoroughly washing your “WOO-HOO” and your “HOO-HA!!” after every poop, treating you like the B-Day royalty you are!

  • ADJUSTABLE NOZZLE: Just like taking a selfie, everyone has their angle. Adjust the stream for a precise clean!
  • PRESSURE ADJUST: Adjust the pressure based on your bum-wash needs! Choose from a light booty rinse or a true power-wash.
  • SAFE & SANITARY: Our nozzle only lowers when the bidet is in use & then tuks away into it's protected cocoon, keeping it safe and sanitary.
  • SLIDING FASTENER: Easily install on your toilet and joins your toilet and Happy Bidet in a truly clean and butt-holy matriomony.
  • PARTY EVERYDAY: Everyday is your B-day with Happy Bidet! Installs in 10-minutes with no electricity or plumbing required.

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