Classic Bidet 3.0
President
TUSHY Bidet was born a tiny little idea in Brooklyn, NY. While attending Brown University, where it graduated Summa Bum Laude, TUSHY Bidet learned that one small spray could make a global impact. From that day forward, TUSHY Bidet became a pubic servant dedicating its life to making bidets accessible to the American people.
Meet Classic 3.0
“To change the hearts of many, you must first wash the holes of many.”
- TUSHY C. Bidet
“Our unity is our strength, our diversity is our power and a clean butthole is our right.”
- TUSHY Spa Bidet 3.0
Spa Bidet 3.0
Vice President
TUSHY Spa Bidet 3.0 made history in the 2020 election by becoming, not only the first bidet, but the first warm water bidet elected to be Vice President of the United States. TUSHY Spa Bidet 3.0 graduated from Showered University with honors and served as the Ass-torney General to The Goldump State before being elected to the Senate. TUSHY Spa is for the people who poop.
Meet Spa 3.0Cabinet Members
Dear Real Pooping Humans of These Here United States,
When we started this journey, we set out to clean every butt in America. In doing so, we never imagined that you would believe in our mission so much that you’d elect Bidet as your Commander-in-Cheeks. We didn’t even think we were on the ballot, tbh. And no one invited us to any of the debates! …Weird. Needless to say, this has come as a real shock but I, TUSHY Bidet, will lead this country into a cleaner, greener, healthier and wealthier future. You can bet your clean ass on that.
TUSHY Classic Bidet 3.0
TUSHY Classic Bidet 3.0
Paid for by Bidet for President, a campaign made up of millions of grass-POOT donors and no shit.