TUSHY’s New VP of Fecal Matters is Lauren Fluker!
We scoured the toilets of America to find the realest of pooping humans ready to dive head first into a load of crap… related task. After weeks of searching and a thousand contestants, we found them!
Meet Lauren Fluker, our new Vice President of Fecal Matters!
VP of Fecal Matters
TUSHY: For People Who Poop | Brooklyn, New York, USA
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Yes, this is for real!
TUSHY is looking for our first VP of Fecal Matters to ASSist in the day to day op-poo-rations of our #Bidet2020 campaign. With guidance from our Chief Pooping Officer, Dr. Mark Hyman, our new VP of Fecal Matters will be testing and studying their own pooping habits and documenting it via TUSHY’s social media. This will be a three-month, fart-time, $10,000 contract role requiring about 30-60 minutes per day (depending on how many times you poop!) to poop and document your experience.
Qualifications
- A real pooping human with 21-121 years of pooping experience
- Pungent poop-related communication skills
- Possess incredible precision-spraying skills
- Strong poo-ject management and skills
- Solid… or loose knowledge of the Bristol Stool Chart
- Ability to prioritize in complex, fast-paced, *or constipated* environments
- Embraces an “open-door policy” when discussing what happens in the bathroom
- Ability to install the TUSHY bidet on a standard toilet
Job Funk-tions
- Minimum 90-day commitment to the bidet life
- ANALyzing and documenting your own daily pooping habits
- Interview those closest to you about pooping habits
- Testing TUSHY products against other bathroom products and brands
- Pro-deuce video content for social media
- Testing and debunking myths surrounding gut and butt health
- A lot of pooping
Job Details
Job Schedule
3 Month, Fart-time Contract
Job Location
Remote: Working-from -throne
Job Pay
$10,000
Job Start Date
July 22nd, 2020
TUSHY: For People Who Poop
Brooklyn, New York, USA
A-butt Us
TUSHY is the modern bidet brand that is revolutionizing the way people poop. Over the past few years, TUSHY has brought the use of bidets into the mainstream, giving people a healthier, cleaner alternative to toilet paper. We have 69 5-star reviews from staff on ‘assdoor.
How To Apply
Fill out this form and submit a short, 60-90 second video explaining why you and your hole are the best for the role of TUSHY’s VP of Fecal Matters.