I love the feeling of hot water on my butthole. I love when the water sneaks inside and helps a little poopling out even more. I like how the nozzle cleans itself before and after ever use. I like how there’s a remote control and I like how the bidet dries my butt.

With all this said, there are a few issues. The manual says to avoid using extension cords unless you have to but the cord isn’t long enough to plug in without an extension cord. I have to have to live with the fear that water will splash on the extension cord and something dangerous could happen. I could always use zip ties, tape, or other tools to make sure a cord is out of the way rather than having to use an extension cord. In my opinion, if the manual says to avoid using it, then the cord should maybe be longer.

Another issue is a technical one. When I would sit on the bidet sometimes, I’d push “Bum” on the remote to wash but the water would not come on. I tried pressing other buttons, resetting the remote to factory settings, making sure the batteries were working. None of these helped. Finally I contacted Tushy support and I realized their response was going to take some time (they responded in less than 24 hours though). While I waited for support to contact me back, I went to the manual again to see if there were other things I missed, with troubleshooting. I realized that the water will not turn on if the sensor does not sense that a person is sitting on the toilet. This was hard to figure out only…