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The Power-Move Gift Backed by THOUSANDS of 5-Star Reviews.

Words by Jack Barry

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Published on: Apr 29, 2024

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Give humans who have it all a gift they can't live without.

While a bathroom gift may seem a little out-there, remember: 1) Everyone has a bum and 2) That bum needs divine intervention.

Bidets are the most thoughtful gift no one thinks of. Only 6% of homes in the US wash after #2! Best of all, these culture-shifting gifts are backed by MILLIONS of fannies and THOUSANDS of 5-star reviews. Because they're made by TUSHY. The modern bidet for people who 💩.


Lifelong obsession starts now.

TUSHY Classic 3.0

$110

The Most Bidet For Your Buck: TUSHY Classic

What other gift awakens the 8,000 nerve endings in your bottom? Life-changing at first spray, it only takes 8 ½ minutes of install time. The best-selling TUSHY Classic is more elevated than typical entry bidets, with precise water pressure and a self-cleaning nozzle.

TUSHY Classic 3.0
$129
$110

I had used a massage gun before, so I thought I was familiar with Hypervolt’s magic, but owning one is so much better than I ever could have imagined. A personal massage at your fingertips, anytime you’d like! Yes, it’s great for workout recovery, but it’s also fantastic for ironing out those mid-work-day neck kinks and generally loosening up our bodies that are way too tense simply from existing these days.

What makes the Hypervolt extra special is its quality and attention to detail. Lots of knockoffs have emerged, but the Hypervolt is the most consistent, quiet, and portable option you’ll find.

Person using a massage gun on their leg while sitting on a green couch.

Hyperice’s best-selling Hypervolt Go 2

2-Nozzle Modern Clean: TUSHY Wave

Minimalists dream of taking a sleek #2 with this new bidet. The TUSHY Wave replaces the existing toilet seat with a clean and modern bidet seat that blends in seamlessly.

It’s just as easy to DIY install as the Classic (no outlet needed) but without the added step of replacing the original toilet seat.

Equipped with double the nozzles that effortlessly clean you front to back, TUSHY Wave is the most refreshing way to doom scroll. 

TUSHY Wave
$199
$169

I had used a massage gun before, so I thought I was familiar with Hypervolt’s magic, but owning one is so much better than I ever could have imagined. A personal massage at your fingertips, anytime you’d like! Yes, it’s great for workout recovery, but it’s also fantastic for ironing out those mid-work-day neck kinks and generally loosening up our bodies that are way too tense simply from existing these days.

Self-Deodorizing + Endless Warm Water: Cloud+ by TUSHY

Like gifting staff. This regal bidet seat starts cleaning the air with a discreet built-in filter the moment someone sits down.

TUSHY’s newest electric bidet, Cloud+ has a soothing heated seat and instant warm water that never runs cold––no matter how many bums are in line for the bathroom.

Cloud+ is operated via luxury remote control. Making it the best choice for the techie-obsessed and people with limited mobility.

Cloud+ by TUSHY
$499
$425

I had used a massage gun before, so I thought I was familiar with Hypervolt’s magic, but owning one is so much better than I ever could have imagined. A personal massage at your fingertips, anytime you’d like! Yes, it’s great for workout recovery, but it’s also fantastic for ironing out those mid-work-day neck kinks and generally loosening up our bodies that are way too tense simply from existing these days.

Natural Constipation Relief: TUSHY Ottoman

If you’re shopping for someone who can only dream of having diarrhea,
get this toilet stool. Endlessly more stylish than a laxative, the TUSHY Ottoman contours to your feet to instantly unkink your colon for strain-free movements.

It’s more durable and discreet than those other stools, hugging the base of your toilet when not in use.

TUSHY Ottoman
$69
$55

I had used a massage gun before, so I thought I was familiar with Hypervolt’s magic, but owning one is so much better than I ever could have imagined. A personal massage at your fingertips, anytime you’d like! Yes, it’s great for workout recovery, but it’s also fantastic for ironing out those mid-work-day neck kinks and generally loosening up our bodies that are way too tense simply from existing these days.

Eau de Toilet No More: TUSHY Scents

Gifting perfume? Risky. Gifting a room scent to someone with a windowless bathroom? Heroic.

TUSHY’s 4 signature scents eliminate bacteria from the air with fragrance notes that linger like French perfume. Choose from soy candles, room spray, and before-you-go toilet spray.

Most Giftable Best-Smeller: Evening Wood. The layers of spruce, cypress, and smoke make every room smell like company is coming.

TUSHY Bathroom Candle
$0
$30

I had used a massage gun before, so I thought I was familiar with Hypervolt’s magic, but owning one is so much better than I ever could have imagined. A personal massage at your fingertips, anytime you’d like! Yes, it’s great for workout recovery, but it’s also fantastic for ironing out those mid-work-day neck kinks and generally loosening up our bodies that are way too tense simply from existing these days.

And, the craziest part is how much the Normatec Legs have impacted my training. The night after I wore them for the first time, I awoke at 3 am and pranced around my room because I was so amazed at how light my legs felt (it was after leg day at the gym, okay?). Now, when I use them the night before a longer run, I average a 15-20 second faster mile time, and can typically run 1-2 miles longer.

While they don’t train me or do anything to strengthen my legs, the patented precision Pulse technology helps to increase circulation, reduce swelling, and flush out lactic acid which means I feel like I’m always training on fresh legs. Over time, that will amount to better and more training – and, eventually, (hopefully) stronger legs.

Parting Thoughts

So, must you invest in Hyperice's entire suite of products to start your training? No, as I mentioned earlier, I don’t think that’s necessary. But can Hyperice’s products help you unlock a new level of potential? Absolutely.

Fantastic for athletic recovery, they’re also designed for general life recovery (a medical device rep friend recently sent me a photo of a surgeon at his hospital zipped into a set of Normatec Legs between surgeries) which helps justify the investment. And, on that note, the brand has done a tremendous job of making its range of products accessible in some form or fashion. On one end of the spectrum, the Normatec products hover around $800, but a Hypervolt Go 2 is $129, which feels extremely fair for what you’re getting.

While they say money can’t buy you happiness, Hyperice offers a fresh-feeling set of legs (or shoulders or knees, etc.) after each use. And that, in my experience, is almost always the first step towards happiness.