We live in a society. We wash our butts. Because if we do, not only do we feel cleaner and get a burst of dopamine every time the water graces our chocolate starfish, we also get to wear this amazing, slightly hole-ier than thou t-shirt. Soft, lightweight, and lightly controversial, it’s sure to become a classic wardrobe stable. Pinkies up! View FAQs
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
The Male model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.16" (69 cm), hip circumference 37.7" (96cm).