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The Gift Everyone Needs but Nobody Asks For: A Bidet (Plus the Best Stocking Stuffers)

The Gift Everyone Needs but Nobody Asks For: A Bidet (Plus the Best Stocking Stuffers)

The Best Holiday Gift for Literally Everyone on Your List: A Bidet

Everyone on your list has a butt. Everyone poops. But not everyone has a bidet. That's the gap, and you can close it this season. Here's why a bidet is the most useful gift you'll give this year:

TL;DR: A bidet is a useful, one-size-fits-all holiday gift. It installs in under 10 minutes, washes with fresh water, and gets used every single day. For stocking stuffers, the TUSHY Travel bidet and Toilet Spray are small, a little funny, and practical. Shop TUSHY's holiday sale now!

Why a Bidet Makes a Great Holiday Gift

A bidet is the rare gift that gets used every day and never collects dust. Candles burn out. Sweaters get regifted. A bidet just keeps quietly making someone's life better, about once a day.

Here's the case:

  • Everyone poops. It's the most universal gift there is.
  • It's a daily upgrade. People use it more often than their phone charger. It's refreshing, efficient, and gets you clean 2X better than toilet paper.
  • It's a conversation starter. Nobody forgets the year they got a bidet. Now they can't imagine going back to just toilet paper. 
  • It's trusted. Over 3 million happy TUSHY users made the switch and aren't going back.

Think about it this way. If a bird pooped on your hand, would you wipe it with dry paper and call it clean? Or would you use water? Exactly. Give the gift of the first spray.

Is a Bidet Hard to Install? (No.)

TUSHY bidets install in under 10 minutes with no plumber and no electrician needed. Plus, it comes with all the pieces you need for installation. That's the number-one thing gift-givers worry about, and it shouldn't stop you - anyone can do it!

  • Bidet attachments/seats attach to the toilet you already have
  • Connects to the existing water supply line
  • Everything needed for install comes in the box
  • Renter-friendly, and comes off clean when they move

If the person you're shopping for can use a screwdriver, they can install a TUSHY. 

Fresh Water, Every Time

TUSHY bidets wash with fresh water straight from your toilet's clean supply line, not the bowl. That's the most common question people have, so let's clear it up.

  • Water comes from the same clean line that refills your tank, feeds your sink, and shower!
  • The nozzle retracts when not it use and self-rinses before and after each use
  • No storage tank, so no standing water, a fresh spray every time

Clean water for a clean butt. Simple.

Holiday Bidet Gift Guide: Which TUSHY for Who

Every person on your list gets a different bidet. Match the gift to the person:

Who they are The gift Why it works
The first-timer / skeptic TUSHY Classic 3.0 Affordable, easy entry point, quick install
The cold-water hater TUSHY Spa 3.0 Warm-water option, no electricity needed
The smart home upgrader TUSHY Cloud (or Cloud +) Electric seat with heated seat and air dryer
The frequent traveler TUSHY Travel Portable, packable, clean anywhere
The roommate who needs a hint Toilet Spray Bathroom diplomacy in a bottle
The gut-health girlie Poop Stool Better posture, better poops

For Parents and Grandparents

The TUSHY Classic 3.0 is simple, with one knob and no learning curve. If they run cold, go for the TUSHY Spa 3.0 (it connects to your sink to access warm water). It's the gift they'll call you about, in a good way.

For Your Partner

The TUSHY Cloud or Cloud+ model is the "I love you and I want you to be comfortable" gift. A heated seat in January feels like a hug. A slightly weird hug. Still a hug.

For the Friend Who Has Everything

They don't have this. Trust us. If they already have a bidet, try our Arc poop stool, or our bathroom sprays, or 100% bamboo toilet paper!

The Best Stocking Stuffers: TUSHY Travel and Toilet Spray

Stocking stuffers should be small, useful, and a little funny. TUSHY's accessories check all three.

TUSHY Travel Bidet

The TUSHY Travel is a portable bidet that fits in a bag. It's great for:

  • Holiday travel and airport bathrooms
  • Camping and road trips
  • Anyone who already owns a bidet and misses it the second they leave home

Once you've gone bidet, you don't go back. Not even on vacation.

Toilet Spray

The Toilet Spray is a before-you-go spray that keeps bathroom smells under wraps. Ideal for:

  • Hosting holiday dinners
  • Shared apartments and office bathrooms
  • Your in-laws' guest bathroom (a public service)

It's the stocking stuffer everyone laughs at, then uses daily.

Bonus: The Poop Stool

The Poop Stool doesn't fit in a stocking, but it fits under the tree. Pair it with any bidet for the full bathroom upgrade.

Quick Recap

FAQ

Is a bidet a weird gift?
No! It's memorable, useful, and gets used every day. Most people who get one wonder why they waited so long.

Will a bidet fit their toilet?
TUSHY bidets fit most standard two-piece toilets. Check the toilet shape and the space behind the seat before buying. If you're not sure, take our compatibility quiz!

Do I need a plumber to install a TUSHY?
No. Non-electric TUSHY bidets install in under 10 minutes with what's in the box. For electric seats like the TUSHY Cloud, you'll need a GFCI outlet near the toilet.

Is bidet water clean?
Yes. TUSHY bidets use fresh water from your toilet's clean supply line, the same water that refills the tank, not water from the bowl.

What's a good bidet stocking stuffer?
The TUSHY Travel bidet and Toilet Spray. They're small, practical, and a little funny.

Shop the Holiday Sale

The best gift this year is a clean one. Shop TUSHY's holiday sale now to save on the best gifts this holiday season.

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