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Ready to feel cleaner AFTER you poop?
Stop wasting your time wiping your a$$ with TP. Use your podcast code at checkout for 10% off your first bidet order.
SHOP BEST SELLER
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The hole spread
Treat your cheeks to the finest options
We spent 8 years perfecting the bidet
We’re a team of toilet crusaders, fighting for clean bums and reduced global wastefulness. We come to work every day, where talking “crap” actually counts, because we’re ultimately turning people into born-again bidet lovers.
Soothing Clean
Adjust your ideal water pressure from a light bum rinse to a strong, steady wash.
Easy to Clean
Our Patented Smart Spray™ nozzle cleans itself before every use
Smudge Proof
Naturally antimicrobial bamboo or brass knobs that are smudge proof
Targeted Spray
Use the precision nozzle adjuster so the water to hits the spot, every time
SHOP CLASSIC 3.0