Multi-Purp(o)os Mint Bamboo TUSHY Towels

TUSHY has just released our brand new Mint Bamboo Towels and we’re so excited for you to try them. So excited we might poop our pants. We won’t do that, we promise but if we did, we have our TUSHY and Mint Bamboo Towels ready for an easy and gentle clean up. In honor of this launch, we’ve compiled all of the ways you can use your new Mint Bamboo Towels. Some may surprise you.

Post-TUSHY Pat Dry

Take your high-class booty cleaning practice to the next level. After you’ve washed your bum with TUSHY, pat dry with the incredibly soft and sustainable Mint Bamboo Towel. Your butt will feel refreshed and pampered.

Hand Towels

Once you touch these towels, you’ll see why people can’t keep their hands off of them. The absorbent bamboo fabric will quickly dry your hands after every wash, but your hands won’t want to put them down.

An Ascot

A fancy addition to any wardrobe, a Mint Bamboo Towel will look absolutely marvelous tied around your bourgeois neck.

Face Towels-

After you wash the day away, bury your face in the softest, most luxurious fabric around. Your beautiful, delicate face deserves to feel like it is being kissed by a million bunnies. Don’t you think?

Flag

I pledge allegiance, to the bamboo that keeps my booty, hands and face comfy and clean.

Baby Bottoms

What’s softer than a baby’s bottom? Our Green Bamboo Towels. You can stop wiping your baby’s butt with scratchy, environmentally unsafe towelettes. Instead, use TUSHY Green Towels. Your baby will thank you with giggles and coos.

EVERYTHING

Seriously, once you feel these things, you’re going to want to use them for everything. You’ll want to sew them together to make a quilt. You’ll want to fashion them into a pair of PJs. You’ll want to bio-genetically create another layer of skin… ok that’s too much but it’s THAT serious.