A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. The same can be said about poop… sort of. Mankind has come up with some very creative ways to refer to feces. Defecation. Poopy. And I guess we have to. Since there is so much embarrassment and stigma around poop, folks would rather use a euphemism, an indirect word, or expression substituted for one that might be too inappropriate or embarrassing for the moment.

Sometimes we want to maintain some level of social etiquette or decorum. I mean, if you’re at a dinner party you wouldn’t flat out say “I’m going to poop.” Right? I guess you wouldn’t make an announcement at all, but in the event that you did… here are some colorful, fun poop puns you can use as slang for poop. 

1. Bake a loaf
2. Barbarians at the gate
3. Blow Mud
4. Bomb the Bowl
5. Build a dookie castle
6. Chop a log
7. Cook a butt burrito
8. Crap
9. Curl some pipe
10. Debulk
11. Defecate
12. Do the Royal Squat
13. Doo the doo
14. Drop a deuce
15. Drop a dookie
16. Drop the kids off at the pool
17. Dump a stump
18. Fill the peanut butter jar
19. Float a trout
20. Grow a Tail
21. Hit paydirt
22. Launch a Butt Shuttle
23. Launch a torpedo
24. Lay a brick
25. Lay a cable
26. Make a deposit at the porcelain bank
27. Log an entry
28. Make room for lunch
29. Offload some freight
30. Pack your underwear
31. Paint the bowl 
32. Park some bark
33. Pinch a loaf
34. Plant some corn
35. Poke the turtle's head out
36. Prairie Dogging
37. Punish the porcelain
38. Recycle fiber
39. Release your payload
40. Seek revenge for the Brown Bomber
41. Sink the Bismark
42. Sit on the throne
43. Squeeze the cheese
44. Take the Browns to the Superbowl
45. Busting a grumpy
46. Cuttin' rope
47. Make an offering to the porcelain throne
48. Building a log cabin
49. Make like Snoop and 'Drop it like it's hot'
50. Use the big, white telephone
51. Unloose the caboose
52. I've got to see a man about a horse
53. Murder a brown snake
54. Download some software
55. Churn the dookie butter
56. Drop some potatoes in the crock pot
57. Craft a fudge pop
58. Deploying the USS Brownfish
59. Releasing the Kraken
60. Getting something down on paper
61. Slop some bum slugs
62. A brown dog scratching at the back door
63. Liberate the brown trout
64. Let the turtles loose
65. Make underwater sculptures
66. Glassing the surface
67. Unload some timber
68. Plant a tree

Whatever you call it, make sure you’re washing with TUSHY's classic affordable bidet! Especially if it’s as intense as some of these sound.